From “Back To School” featuring Rodney Dangerfield:
Thornton Melon: [in college bookstore] Hey, you guys get everything you need?
Jason Melon: Oh, yeah, we got it.
Thornton Melon: Good… Hey! What’s with the used books?
Jason Melon: Well, what’s wrong with used books?
Thornton Melon: They’ve already been read!
Jason Melon: Yeah, and they already been UNDER-LINED, too. Get it?
Thornton Melon: That’s the problem. The last guy who under-lined them, he could have been a maniac! Hey, get these guys some new books. Huh? Get some new books, will ya?
That’s the problem with the Internet.
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