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Stumped

Before the Escape

The Crew

Schnauzer Socks

Me and Tom

enjoying the rollercoasters

Disney

There is nothing interesting happening here

Sand everywhere

Sandboarders

so awkward

Sand Fail

Dune Buggy Fever

Mega Kernels

Papa Yon

Sometimes life is just so magical

Monkey Island 11

Sugar Water

Ready… Aim…

In which I am deathly ill but ignore it for a week

Huyana Pichu I

Machu Picchu

last chance for that great shot?

Winay Wanya III

the view out of our tent at the end of Day 3

hiking makes your feet sore apparently

Intipata II

Stylin

Conchamarka Base

Sometimes going down is even harder

Highest Point

me and my bag water

what have I done

Valley Fair

SELFIE

Inka-Inka

packing

finding our way

Delicious Alpaca

The Lord of the Land

Apex

the bronx

Brooklyn

Escape the Room

The Endless Summer

My wife IS amazing

the real athletes

Tapas, or appetizers

waterslide

upside down ziplining

sky sled

just standing in front of a waterfall, no biggie

stern face

this picture

the moment of entry

the cold water awaits

the wrong way to do this

Kayla takes flight

donkey rides

big truck

comfy feet

the hammock district

Kisses

hot tub

Dolphin style

WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW

Iron Man style

flyboarding

Parrot

eel eye view

Fish Eye View

awww

Santa Barbara

the thin man

shootin

selfies!

relaxation

deck chairs

the boys

I was always old

squeaker

I am master chief

Art Games at SFMoma

GDC!

The Triple S

Wrecking is hard work

ben folds live

bridge troll

Arrivederci 2012

sabato means saturday I think

real breakfast

the port

at least they had free internet

to the sleep deprived

the human prune

fire in the sky

free stankwater

Obelisk City

Obeliskatude

obeliskadiction

Gelateria

Pantheon door

Pantheon

Your Humble Narrator

Sistine Chapel Selfies

mickey d’s

obelisk

Gelato

Roman Holiday

Via Colloseo

picture takery

Review and Save

I made a new friend

I’m almost dressed up

nap time for old man wilson

fat face strikes again

bouldering

climbing down

pinnacles

getting ragged

porno sauce

WHO HAS THE POWER NOW

skypin

Pride 2012

last scoob

iceberg, right ahead

snorkle loves

the unbearable whiteness of being me

do not step to this, chicken.

Waimoku 2

29th anniversary banana bread

rough waves

Dive 1

yes I look this fabulous all the time

goWin

goFail

otter float

just keep floatin

scuba zach

orienteering 101

Meat Knuckle Jones

Morning in Monterey

figure it out

GoAmateur

AWWWW

pool lessons

jables

-___-

yeah wilson

my bath

Kayla 37 Zach 0

2012: a year of fat face

creepin dirty

ice creams

Hammock Times

Joshua Tree

the land below

takeoff

welcome to petrified forest

Barringer Crater: upshot

hahahaha

Together forever

The third

Welcome to the Grand Canyon

Kayla loves the desert

Tree Vagina

Tunnel Log 02

The Sherminator

Tunnel Log

Tunnel Rock

Sequoia Entrance

the worlds largest box of raisins

I’m just hanging out in a field

from the scene

Yosemite!!!

This happened

Obelisks

Check this shit out

Phoenix

Hogwarts

More Butter Beers

riding the dragon

outfit

on plane

chillin on the hill

pregame

otter times

pinball

Ocktoberfest

Jacob Schram

tasting

ROCK AND ROLL

it’s good to have backup

more wookie on wookie action

into the forest

bleck

Sex Machine

New Car!

garlic pepper steak

beer time

on the way to garlic town

take a shower already jesus

da dun… da dun…

cenotin

jackknifin

this is a metaphor for our marraige

Zach: In Silhouette

hairlinin

beer oclock

interesting

lets get pasty

here we are

mexican eats

Love at the top of the world

Veni vidi vici

me drinky

CHUDly

Geeses

sea hair

Sea monkeys

here’s me

this is some wacky weed right here

I am happy

cupcake time

Phase 3

the zipper

Sexting

The big balls

I CAME TO SAVE MY FAMILY

dog run

exclusive tees

Several points to be made here

my new glasses

here’s me

adapter

L’obelisque Scientifique

no caption 3

I got owned

me and gracie

Pedicures

you can tell I was really jazzed to be on this ride

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cousins

me and parker

menu

wife is gone for the weekend

the second best gift

My new ipad

A Special Bday treat

I am 32

I am too epic

I rule

on the farm

Once a pimp always a pimp

pimps chillin

WHATS UP NOW

JUMP FOR PHALLIC NATIONAL MONUMENTS!

BABIES! AWESOME!

a hilarious joke

HA HA A BABY

fantastic

vineyard

I had a hole in the ass of my shorts

taken at the photobooth in the basement of The Smith

BREW FEST

CONAN WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE

Men

beer tiems

I do what I do

Chuck, I had a double burger

me

she is tired

bumps

a new generation takes the stage

THE BEST PICTURE OF ALL TIME

ABDC

Men of a certain age

BE A MAN – ENJOY THE GOOD LIFE

Me and Jim

The Dam

Alcoholics Unanimous

first snow of the year

PENIS JOKE

the buffet at the sahara

ballin in the desert

now its happening

Its all a joke

In which I am the butt of the joke

glade

our love is the bomb

rock band

me

get drunk get wet get out

give me your lunch money

fat face

me and roopers

me

weekend hair

drinkin

the wife and I

hangin out with roman

pimpin from horseback

elements be damned

mirror

I am the statue of liberty

The water down below

Jump

Bridge

chill

myself and jocelyn

chillin

jeannie and me

Au Bon Pain

my feet are so far away

Vines

double fisting it

a mano

CONAN! What is best in life?

New Years 2009

S.O.L.

Dad arrives

Yes I am crazy

this kind of thing happens a lot

farts are funny

Days Go By

The Most Beautiful Thing in the World

I am in the bushes

I have tiny teeth

now we race

“the shoom”

to the fair

im special

you’re gonna find out about it eventually

Dark Knight Returns

Reeses Cup

sooperdooperlooper

boogie boards

rollercoaster

later that night…

golden showers

The cows tell it like it is

a chocolate city

my monkey posse

bikin

im with sam

hangin off

bye bye wine country

this is our joint

horses

in the vineyard

swing

bench

That Cupcake

Trampolines!

The man does his thing

micah

us

jumps

sleepin with the fishes, see?

Indian Ocean

release

Cousin Sean

Skata

call me hollywood

Christmas 2007

that’s how I roll dog

camaje

chilled out fam

me and the pups

The greatest game… ever.

in which my parents rock out

what a strange coincidence

African bed couch

corona shot

The Masai and we

the man with the zebras

And we’re up!

sunrise on Masai Mara

The Great Rift Valley

big ben

the hat is constricting the flow of blood to my brain

I can’t think of anything to write for this

Conan! What is best in life?

the old dutch courage

I have me some bridesmaids

the other Jolie cousins

me and my grandma

Cousin Derek

at dave and busters

a moment of peace

Please Dont Tell

the solution to any awkward social situation

remember me as a time of day

and then there’s that guy

view

I dont know why I let her talk me into these things

apex

No. no no no no no no….

Dark Horse

The Bug Carousel

butterfly

our little monkey pal

something nice for the gym

I guess the NY thing worked out ok

The inexpensive part of the cheap seats

Spiderman 3

Hugh Jazz

Miss Liberty

Hot Fries

Two Years in the Life

yes there will be giant chess boards at our wedding

a sundae for three

serendipity

grillz

sweet watch

I don’t even know what is going on here

major badass

3d

reflecting pool

Extreme Pimp Association

pimp style

Hydrocephalic Executives

meat napkin

Josh’s First Beer

freak out, man

harlem lanes

Goog

year 2 begins

rodin

us

MontMartre

Sacre Couer

arc

champs elysees

Vin Chaud

glorious rest

Ferris Wheel

I LOVE OBELISKS

true love

alex and harwood

Our Christmas Tree

Top of The Rock 2

28

out for a walk

courtside

I guess that’s a yes

company bar

at chickalicious

times square 2

veins

javits

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